H to the izzo, B to the roke.
Broke as shit.
Watched “Head of State” today with Chris Rock and realized there is only one good Chris Rock movie, “Lethal Weapon 4”, and that was the worst one in the series.
Though with lines like ”If America was a woman, it would be a big-titty woman. And everybody loves a big-titty woman”. Your not gonna win any Oscars.
Also, when face book is down and there are no sports on during the day I have little entertainment on the interwebs.
Start a new job in two weeks working at a bar I used to pop champagne at to pick up women. I also got a beej in the stairwell of that hotel so that might be a little strange to re-visit every day.
The girlfriend and the dog leave in two weeks for two months. I believe I am handling this well, but loosing my two sources of entertainment and working two jobs will probably put me in some psychopathic trance.
I contemplated eating a whole pie for dinner tonight because if I look at any more chicken or hamburgers I feel as if I will turn into a half cow/chicken. I don’t know what it would be called, I’m sure it wouldn’t be as elegant as Turdunkin.
Katherine Heigl is a terrbile actress. Betty White has been over overexposed. Anne Hattaway get’s naked a lot in her movies. I never got Bernie Mac.
I really need to visit Seattle and Portland, any followers with info those cities or a free place to see are ordered to contact me
that’s enough gibberish for tonight. the nyquill is kicking in and the dog’s snoring will keep me up half the night.
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