January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
1 post
November 2011
3 posts
Sneaking a peek
I love coming home from a night of work and finding the girlfriend and the dog in my bed. It’s the little joys in life that make it amazing.
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Close encounters of the surreal kind
Met Johnny Damon tonight at work on his birthday. Tomorrow I’ll be stalking Tino Martinez. I’ve only talked with two Yankees of my generation. I need to track down the greats; Mattingly, O’Neill, Jeter & Williams.
Awkward encounters of people I have spoke with. Most are funny like almost knocking Billy Gibbs down an escalator or arguing with David Koechner about what he can...
October 2011
7 posts
Redheads scare me
Lindsay Lohan is getting a million dollars for Playboy.
I wanted to see Mean Girls naked not drugged out to skinny naked.
That or just show me Emma Stone and we will call it even.
Trolls, oil fields and accents!!
After meeting three icelandic girls in my bar it only confirms my interest in traveling north to Norway, Finland and now Iceland.
“There’s more you can do in a bigger place. I’m stuck in a tough position because...”
– Dwight Howard talks Stan Van Gundy and leaving Orlando This is heartbreaking/heartwarming/bittersweet to read. I don’t think any basketball player is more humble than Dwight Howard. We’ll understand if you have to leave to get a ring. We’re as frustrated with the front office as you. (via...
Back is hurting from work so I am sitting in bed watching Jersey Shore and eating Ben and Jerry’s out of the tub.
Please don’t judge me.
September 2011
2 posts
God's birthday gift to me.
Seeing how today was my birthday, god decided to gift me a present… Scarlett Johansson NUDE… google that and enjoy.
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August 2011
4 posts
Watchsamreich:
The trailer for Harold and Kumar in 3D, featuring Amir and directed by my good friend Todd Strauss-Schulson.
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July 2011
3 posts
I need to make friends on the west coast. Coming home at 3AM from the bar and no one is up to play with.
June 2011
5 posts
Red hair, black dress, no class.
A lady found her way on to the bar tonight at work and with dance moves I imagine she learned at strip aerobics she gave everyone a good show to go along with their ten dollar drinks. As she steps down gracefully from the bar with a round of applause security walks by on their nightly rounds of the hotel and with upon seeing them she asks if they are the boss around here, to which I reply...
Cool Runnings is on! Maybe John Candy’s best movie?
May 2011
3 posts
I wouldn’t mind being Mr. Emma Stone.
April 2011
3 posts
Andrew Dice Clay looks just like a cool John Travolta.
H to the izzo, B to the roke.
Broke as shit.
Watched “Head of State” today with Chris Rock and realized there is only one good Chris Rock movie, “Lethal Weapon 4”, and that was the worst one in the series.
Though with lines like ”If America was a woman, it would be a big-titty woman. And everybody loves a big-titty woman”. Your not gonna win any Oscars.
Also, when face book is down and...
March 2011
3 posts
This feels like a window down blaring Thursday driving kinda night. Looking forward to a week of rain.
As Charlie Sheen says “Winning!”
FX = Callie Thorne on Rescue Me. Decent Looking
Showtime = Callie Thorne on Californication. Naked. Better Looking.
February 2011
4 posts
January 2011
3 posts
This Is What Really Hides In Taco Bell's "Beef" →
meghangrace:
I haven’t had Taco Bell since the last time I went to Kimmel in 2009, and I don’t think I’ll be having it again anytime soon.
December 2010
3 posts
South of the South: A collection of ridiculousness... →
southofthesouth:
http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lelombrik.net%2Fimages%2F35527%2Fun-moment-wtf-59.html&sl=fr&tl=en&hl=&ie=UTF-8
http://thechive.com/2010/11/02/what-the-22-photos-2/a-wtf-crazy-19/
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/dp6fg/now_this_is_a_party/
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November 2010
6 posts
