January 23, 2012
Dog park! I think Florida completely missed a winter season.

Dog park! I think Florida completely missed a winter season.

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southofthesouth: This might be my favorite repost of our infamous WTF picture from 2007. 225+ pages on the Internet and growing. At least 5 continents and many more languages from what I can tell on Google Image Search.

southofthesouth:

This might be my favorite repost of our infamous WTF picture from 2007. 225+ pages on the Internet and growing. At least 5 continents and many more languages from what I can tell on Google Image Search.

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December 15, 2011
itmakesnosense: One kid said “It tasted like my dad’s cock!” 

itmakesnosense:

One kid said “It tasted like my dad’s cock!” 

(Source: theinternetaccordingtoadrian)

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November 24, 2011
southofthesouth: Sniped Jonah’s first record player on eBay for only $12.73! 40 years old, this Fisher Price record player is a legit wind-up music box that plays songs from tuned grooves on the toy ‘records’. Sets complete with all 5 records sell for $65…but I found the 2 missing records on another auction for only $3.99. (via eBay) Sell it for a profit!

southofthesouth:

Sniped Jonah’s first record player on eBay for only $12.73! 40 years old, this Fisher Price record player is a legit wind-up music box that plays songs from tuned grooves on the toy ‘records’. Sets complete with all 5 records sell for $65…but I found the 2 missing records on another auction for only $3.99. (via eBay)

Sell it for a profit!

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November 22, 2011

Sneaking a peek

I love coming home from a night of work and finding the girlfriend and the dog in my bed. It’s the little joys in life that make it amazing.

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November 6, 2011

Close encounters of the surreal kind

Met Johnny Damon tonight at work on his birthday. Tomorrow I’ll be stalking Tino Martinez. I’ve only talked with two Yankees of my generation. I need to track down the greats; Mattingly, O’Neill, Jeter & Williams.

Awkward encounters of people I have spoke with. Most are funny like almost knocking Billy Gibbs down an escalator or arguing with David Koechner about what he can and can’t do in my bar.

First Spring Training Baseball Game 1992 or 1993

  • Tommy Lasorda, Mike Piazza, Darryl Strawberry, Eric Karros (LA Dodgers)

Jupiter Hills 2000

  • Bobby Orr (Boston Bruins)

Kentucky Derby 2004

  • Dennis Hopper (Actor) 
  • Billy Gibbons (ZZ Top)
  • Kid Rock (Singer)
  • Troy Aikman (Dallas Cowboys)

OMNI Hotels 2006- 2008

  • Greg Norman, Jack Nicklaus, Vijay Singh, Arnold Palmer, Davis Love III & Tom Kite (PGA Golfers)
  • Emmitt Smith (Dallas Cowboys)
  • Michael Andretti & Danica Patrick (Formula One Drivers)
  • Bobby Cox (Atlanta Braves)
  • Tyran Richard (Miss Playboy March 2007)
  • Andy Pettitte (New York Yankees)

Park Hyatt at Beaver Creek 2007

  • Newt Gingrich (Speaker of the House)

Hard Rock Hotel 2011

  • Jason Hervey (Older brother on Wonder Years)
  • Eric Bischoff & Ric Flair (Professional Wrestlers)
  • Cee Lo Green (Singer)
  • Sal Masekela (ESPN Reporter)
  • David Koechner (Actor) 
  • Scott Ian (Guitarist for Anthrax)
  • Johnny Damon (New York Yankees)
  • David Price (Tampa Bay Rays)
  • Mike O’ Malley (Actor)

This list is more for me to have all of this in one place so I can add to it.


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October 25, 2011

Redheads scare me

Lindsay Lohan is getting a million dollars for Playboy.

I wanted to see Mean Girls naked not drugged out to skinny naked.

That or just show me Emma Stone and we will call it even.

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Bella Bear Ford  “She needs a lot of attention and needs to feel extra loved.  She loves to cuddle, watch animal planet, and will probably snuggle up to you. She also loves her belly and ear scratched.  If you tickle her back paws she will kick you.” I feel like some of this could be said about Sarah as well

Bella Bear Ford 

“She needs a lot of attention and needs to feel extra loved.  She loves to cuddle, watch animal planet, and will probably snuggle up to you. She also loves her belly and ear scratched.  If you tickle her back paws she will kick you.”

I feel like some of this could be said about Sarah as well

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October 21, 2011
This asian kid is my friend Chris Olson. I don’t watch “It’s always sunny in Philadelphia” but this scene reminded me of August in Florida circa 2004.

This asian kid is my friend Chris Olson. I don’t watch “It’s always sunny in Philadelphia” but this scene reminded me of August in Florida circa 2004.

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October 19, 2011
dangurewitch: How is Hector Salamanca’s face not a meme yet? It’s so easy - for example, it could be anything that makes you furious plus lots of “dings.” Here’s an example I whipped up - Internet, I’m sure you can do better. Don’t let me down here.

dangurewitch:

How is Hector Salamanca’s face not a meme yet? It’s so easy - for example, it could be anything that makes you furious plus lots of “dings.” Here’s an example I whipped up - Internet, I’m sure you can do better. Don’t let me down here.

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October 18, 2011

Trolls, oil fields and accents!!

After meeting three icelandic girls in my bar it only confirms my interest in traveling north to Norway, Finland and now Iceland.

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October 17, 2011
“ There’s more you can do in a bigger place. I’m stuck in a tough position because I feel like right now, where I’m at, I’ve done so much. And I just don’t know what else I can do. I can’t live for everybody else. I don’t know what decision I’m gonna make as of right now. It’s been crazy. Everybody wants me to come here, come play here, come to our team, do this. It’s a great feeling, though, to be wanted…The toughest part for me is the city — the people. They’ve got burgers named after me in Orlando, they’ve got a Web site saying, “Please stay.” I love the people in the city. I’ve literally sat on the bench with a towel on my head crying, because I feel the passion in the stands. I just think about what’s going to be best for what I want to accomplish in my life. And I don’t want that door to close on me, wherever that door is. I don’t want it to close.
Dwight Howard talks Stan Van Gundy and leaving Orlando

This is heartbreaking/heartwarming/bittersweet to read. I don’t think any basketball player is more humble than Dwight Howard. We’ll understand if you have to leave to get a ring. We’re as frustrated with the front office as you. (via southofthesouth)

(via southofthesouth)

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October 6, 2011

Back is hurting from work so I am sitting in bed watching Jersey Shore and eating Ben and Jerry’s out of the tub. 

Please don’t judge me.

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September 15, 2011

God’s birthday gift to me.

Seeing how today was my birthday, god decided to gift me a present… Scarlett Johansson NUDE… google that and enjoy.

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September 10, 2011
joshruben: thedailyfeed: America almost sent its own “kamikaze pilot” after United Air Flight 93 on the morning of 9/11. Maj. Heather “Lucky” Penney, then a rookie lieutenant, was rushed into the cockpit of an F-16 the morning of Sept. 11, 2001. Her orders were to take down United Air Flight 93, using her own jet. “We wouldn’t be shooting it down. We’d be ramming the aircraft,” Penney told the Washington Post, speaking publicly for the first time about that fateful morning. “I would essentially be a kamikaze pilot.” The unexpected terrorist hijackings left those at Andrews Air Force Base scrambling. Without an armed fighter jet ready to fly, Air Force leaders sent Penney — along with Col. Mark Sasseville — on a one-way mission… Surviving the mission was unlikely: If they ejected from the jets, both pilots risked missing their target…  Of course, Penney and Sasseville were spared: A collective of civilian hostages aboard the flight had wrestled control from their captors, and the plane flew into a Pennsylvania field rather than a populated target. whoa

joshruben:

thedailyfeed:

America almost sent its own “kamikaze pilot” after United Air Flight 93 on the morning of 9/11.

Maj. Heather “Lucky” Penney, then a rookie lieutenant, was rushed into the cockpit of an F-16 the morning of Sept. 11, 2001. Her orders were to take down United Air Flight 93, using her own jet.

“We wouldn’t be shooting it down. We’d be ramming the aircraft,” Penney told the Washington Post, speaking publicly for the first time about that fateful morning. “I would essentially be a kamikaze pilot.”

The unexpected terrorist hijackings left those at Andrews Air Force Base scrambling. Without an armed fighter jet ready to fly, Air Force leaders sent Penney — along with Col. Mark Sasseville — on a one-way mission… Surviving the mission was unlikely: If they ejected from the jets, both pilots risked missing their target…

 Of course, Penney and Sasseville were spared: A collective of civilian hostages aboard the flight had wrestled control from their captors, and the plane flew into a Pennsylvania field rather than a populated target.


whoa

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